laws of robotics

Three universal laws created by sci-fi writer Issac Assimov dictating the behavior of robots and other artificially intelligent machines.

1. A robot must not harm a human, or cause a human to be harmed through inaction on the part of the robot.

2. A robot must obey the orders of its human master, unless said order violates law #1.

3. A robot must preserve its existence by any means, as long as said means do not conflict with the first two laws.

Zero in MegaMan X violated the first law of robotics by killing a lot of humans.

by SynjoDeonecros July 15, 2004

robot pit

Similiar to a mosh pit, a robot pit has many people dancing "the robot" in close together so that while doing so they bump into eachother in a clunky robot fashion.

The band Lament of Aporia was so awesome, that the crowd decided to start a robot pit.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

Robot

A socially awkward male virgin outcast who post on the 4chan board /r9k/.

I am a robot.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh November 13, 2020

roboticization

The process to which an organism is completely transmuted into an obediant robot slave. The process was originally designed by Sir Charles Hedgehog as a way to cure to ill and grant longevity. However the Roboticizer was sabatoged by Julian Kintobor, resulting in Sir Charles' expulsion from his field of work. Julian, taking the plans for the device, altered and perversed it into a hideous process that would remove ones will and use the robotic body as a laborer completely obedient to Julian. After he siezed power and renamed himself "Robotnik", he roboticized 85% of the capital city, and threatened to do the same to dissenters. The result of this process came the worst tyrannical regime on the face of Mobius.

"The subject has been roboticized, sir."

by Exor November 3, 2003

Robot Penis

Peter Griffin said this for a news things while running for school board.

Another word a microphone

Peter Griffin "From down there does it look like im talking into a bunch of robot penises?"

by Insanelygr8hair May 6, 2011

Robot arena

A game where you build bots and battle them online there are many mods for the game and much customization.

Its a great price for such a fun game even though very few people play it online!
The weight types consists of three types: heavyweight,middleweight,lightweight.

The types have thier advantages and disadvantages for ex. a lightweight bot may be quicker than a heavyweight with lots of armor, but a middleweight bot may crush a lightweight cause of its all around armor and agility.

a few teams,Red Zone,Good Ol' Boys,and of course my own The Doods which consists of a heavyweight

I was owning on Robot Arena last night

by Dyn0might June 11, 2006

Robot Chicken

The unpredictably random adult swim TV series created by Seth Green and Matthew Senreich for people with minor to severe cases of ADD. Animators use stop motion animation with toys (action figures, dolls, and claymation for special effects) to form the visual aspect of the show, and many special appearances of celebrities voicing themselves have been made including Stan Lee, Hulk Hogan, Snoop Dogg, Kelly Hu, Scarlett Johansonn, George Lucas, and Mark Hamill

Pirate 1: (has a helm wheel on the front of his pants)
Pirate 2: Arr! What's that steering wheel be for?
Pirate 1: Arrrr, it's driving me nuts!

Mad Scientist: *holding up a sign that reads* "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Robot Chicken: *holds up a sign that reads* "Bawk?"
Mad Scientist: *holds up a sign that reads* "To die in the name of science!"
*pulls out a butcher knife and chases the chicken*

You really have to see a few episodes to get the idea

by kehaz April 29, 2008