A mad lady who likes to have sex in water or with trees in the winter . Better watch out for these, might get harassed.
by 69ordoggystyle December 04, 2018
A prostitute who has a beard
Matt: Did you see that one prostitute?
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.
by Blake Chastain December 31, 2008
a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.
similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.
shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.
shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
by sheepmeeper January 08, 2012
by hmvic April 19, 2011
Chris: Hey Jon, I'll give you five bucks to eat these pig placentas
Jon: No way man I'm not a food prostitute
Jon: No way man I'm not a food prostitute
by falcon1823 June 02, 2010
The act of receiving pancakes as payment for sexual favors instead of cash.
Most common and preferred pancakes come from the International House of Pancakes (IHOP)
Most common and preferred pancakes come from the International House of Pancakes (IHOP)
Man: "Hey sexy, I'll give you $20 if you give me a bj"
Women: "I don't want your money, I'm a pancake prostitute take me to IHOP for a short stack and you've got yourself a deal."
Women: "I don't want your money, I'm a pancake prostitute take me to IHOP for a short stack and you've got yourself a deal."
by trialsbyfire September 10, 2011
A social prostitute is someone who is well known and is friends with many clients. The origin of the word comes from sex workers who work the corner. Prostitutes are people who can be picked up by anyone, anywhere, and for a low cost. This differs from a social escort who only have high end clients (only certain groups of people that they will associate with) and will not negotiate on lowering their price.
Ryan Bedell has talked to three people just on his way to the bathroom. How does he even know so many people? He is such a social prostitute!
by Blossomfield April 25, 2018