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Procrasterbating

1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.
Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"
by clitcaptain69 May 26, 2014
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procrastipating

the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy
"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"
by jenifurrebercer November 21, 2015
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Procrastimating

When your significant other wants to have sex, but you are in the mood to do anything but that so you keep putting it off. Kind of like writing a paper that's due tomorrow. Chastity and/or Abstinence are synonyms.
Naw dude, you ain't going to get far. Shes procrastimating .
by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016
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Procrastimating

To wait on having sex and trying to do anything but that. Like avoiding that paper that's due tomorrow. Another term for chastity and abstinence.
Dude, good luck with her. She's procrastimating with everyone.
by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016
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Procrasturbating

The act of masturbating in place of doing any kind of labor (Homework, chores, etc.)
"I was really bored and didn't wanna do my homework, so I decided to do some procrasturbating."
by Crispy M. June 22, 2017
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Procrasturbating

When you have important things to do, but instead you masturbate.
I told you three hours ago you are in your room with the door locked and it's not done. Are you procrasturbating?
by captain spicyweiner August 19, 2017
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Procrastidating

When you go on a date with someone to put off doing something that you really must do.
"I should have been writing my essay last night, instead I was procrastidating this guy I met on Tinder"
by @millierossinc September 7, 2017
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