Amazon Predator

a person who stalks something that was ordered on Amazon through every step of shipping

mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator

mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online

by OG grandma May 27, 2015

pink predator

A new drug, commonly used by high schoolers that will get you high af

Max: Hey dude do you want some Pink Predator?

Kelly: Hell yeah, I love a Pink Predator high.
Sam: Its the best drug on the street

by TheTeaIsSpilt May 4, 2017

Table predator

Noun-

A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table

I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!

by moyce April 19, 2018

Sexual predator shuffle

When a man follows a women around at a party or social event, because he is unaware that she doesn't want to have sexual intercourse with him.

"Matt was doing the sexual predator shuffle on my friend Hannah, so we had to kick him out of the party."

by Orange Anchovies February 3, 2019

Princess Predator

Please help me find the definition. The context is below.

Marjorie Taylor Greene called the Democrats "the party of pedophiles, of "princess predators"...

by Kenny Kilkenny April 7, 2022

Lockeroom Predator

A person who is a pedophile in the lockeroom

A person got whipped in the butt with a shirt that is a lockeroom predator.

by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023

gang of predators

The Republican Party as of December 2017, after they endorsed Roy Moore of Alabama for the US Senate race. Also, the party is behind the current Oval Office tenant who, we all know, is a sexual predator, but his own admission in the Access Hollywood Tapes.

The Gang Of Predators have just endorsed Ray Moore of Alabama for the upcoming race for US Senate

by Moral Majority December 6, 2017