Fanny Pooch

(adj.) the frontal display of what is or is otherwise refered to as the secondary glutius-maximus positioned ever so strategically above the groin area. otherwise known as: a front ass on fat chicks. (pooch)

Dude, there is a cholesterol epidemic in this club, every girl in here has a fanny pooch.

by teasoak May 14, 2007

poochie-ism

Woefully misguided effort in renaming or rebranding in order to appeal to a "younger" market.

Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude.
Itchy: He's totally in my face.

Comcast's renaming to xfinity is totally an example of poochie-ism.

by jerko the VIII February 15, 2010

Poochie Mama

A 30 something year old woman, sometimes with a British accent. A pessimist that wants everybody to feel miserable. Extremely sarcastic and hard to take seriously.

J: "Yo Emma check it out it's Poochie Mama"
E: "We better stay away from her, she aint legit!"

by Legitperson123 December 18, 2011

COOKIE POOCH

EATING TOO MANY COOKIES, PASTRIES, DESSERTS, ETC ETC...

TRUC ATE TOO MANY COOKIES THIS MONTH AND IS DEVELOPING A COOKIE POOCH.

GEORGE STRAIGHT UP HAS A COOKIE POOCH !!!!

AMBER'S COOKIE POOCH IS MAXED OUT AF !!!

by Koa Nani July 11, 2017

poochki paachki

A term of endearment and adoration for a cute, baby-like loved one with supple, round cheeks. The use of the term is often accompanied by a game of exchanging noisy kisses or utterances of frustration regarding how the other person doesn't love them anymore in a baby-like, ungrammatical manner.

Poochki Paachki, You're soooo cuuuute!! <while planting noisy kisses on the other's cheeks.> How come you don't love me no more?!

by Poochki Paachki February 28, 2007

pooch screw

An extremely huge problem, mistake or a terrible cicumstance. The result of screwing the pooch.

That presentation was a pooch screw, the projector didn't work and he was totally unprepared.

by M.L.W. December 15, 2008

Bella Poarch

A grown ass tiktoker from the navy who tries her best to look like a 10 year old to get Sushibae and the rest of her millions of followers with pedophilic tendencies a boner, cries over someone saying they want to drop a haymaker on her, and does so little it makes it seem like Charli Damelio has talent.

Person 1:Hey you know Bella Poarch?
Person 2: Oh yeah that tiktoker with no talent?
Person 1:Yeah her!

by CockSucker29 September 15, 2020