Bdubs Poops

An intense tearing of a new anus, brought on by massive consumption of spicy Buffalo Wild Wings. This poo can take on many forms, but all involve pain.

John's crying in the bathroom because he's got the Bdubs Poops.

by TreeCrapper56 July 20, 2011

swedish pogostick

during sex a woman(or man) stands on her head while the man stands upright in front of her and uses a soft surface like a bed or trampoline to utilize up and down momentum

"last night she got a spain in her neck from doing the swedish pogostick"

by jason border October 25, 2005

poopsex

A way of life. Poopsex can mean anything. It can replace any Verb, noun, adjective, or any word for that matter. Poopsex is the supreme way of life.(pooopseks)n,adj,v,pn,etc. Example: Hey Poopsex!; Ahh that's Poopsex!!; I'm going to the Poopsex to get some Poopsex(I'm going to the store to get some milk; That is flaming Poopsex!!!

Before: I think I would enjoy a nice long walk in the park with my wife.
After: I think I would enjoy a nice long walk in the Poopsex with my Poopsex.

by Andrew Price & Kevin Terriquez August 26, 2003

you take boring poops

An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement

Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"

Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"

by greigh_river February 10, 2010

poopscreen

The old old legend of how kids get to be freckley. It is said that the child has a screen held over his or her face, then someone poops on the screen. Little drops of excrement seep through & fall onto the childs skin, thus making them poopscreened, AKA freckled.

ginger kid: you suck!
normal kid: shut up you frickin poopscreen!

by kdsjfa April 25, 2006

poopscident

An accident involving poop or any poop like substance.

I had to clean up a poopscident in the bathroom this morning.

by Shoxedone December 30, 2008

Pogostalking

The act of adding someone as a friend on Pogo.com without that person's knowledge for the purpose of stalking them on the website.

Similar to Facebook Stalking

Hillary joined my monopoly game and I immediately knew she had been pogostalking me.

by Chinkgooker January 23, 2009