placenta

very warm or conforting

Aww, that's so placenta of you!

by sinbadypants December 15, 2006

parental vision

Something that isn't given to you at this moment

*Looking this up right now*
Hey friends that I don't have I don't have parental vision right now,
Lol.

by Iausdoaiud June 9, 2016

ParentArium

A place for parents to go and find their inner peace, like in a Arium

Those parents need some time to themselves away from the kids to re-energize their emotional strength. They should take a break at the parentarium.

by mothergamer October 18, 2010

Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.

The more sophisticated “Ur mom gay”. Used to destroy anyone giving you shit.

Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”

Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”

by Neubekk May 12, 2018

Placentadia

A flavorful mexican dish comprised of a mixture of cheese and afterbirth cooked between two tortillas (usually flour).

These placentadias are runny and gross, just like mom used to make!

by TeejMonster July 2, 2011

Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.

"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."

by flashwildecard September 9, 2014

Placenta Pacifier

When you are having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently pregnant and the fetus, which is still in the womb, begins to perform oral sex on your penis while deep in the vaginal canal.

Dis pregnant bitch just gave me the dirty placenta pacifier. I can tell that baby is gonna have some dick suckin lips.

by PATTYFATTYHD January 18, 2016