When someone, usually a friend dates one of your exes, but only knows how to not do the things she didn't like about you, and is otherwise oblivious to why or how to treat or be attracted to anyone but people they have already seen be attracted to some one else.
He has been Pinocchio with ever girl he's dated; like that girlfriend he tells us about but no one has ever met "Colleen" was just some system protocol for affection and emotions, have you ever seen him be anything but sketchy af?
by Versity Variants August 2, 2024
Get the Pinocchio mug.The act of performing clitoral stimulation with your nose. While very similar to using your tongue to stimulate your partner’s clitoris, it differs in that the main area of your anatomy used is your nose. The preferred technique is as follows:
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.
Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.
Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.
Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.
Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig
My wife and I felt we had reached the zenith of cunnilingus, until I decided to Pinocchio her instead.
I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.
I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.
by Penguinsamongus October 6, 2023
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Spack No.1: "Yo who you playing with there?"
Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*
Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"
Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"
Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*
Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"
Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"
Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
by Jack Spank9049 October 9, 2023
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James: "Whoa Mike! That's quite the pinocchitoe you have there. Here I thought you were an honest person!"
James: "Whoa Mike! That's quite the pinocchitoe you have there. Here I thought you were an honest person!"
by LandscapingbyJames May 7, 2024
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A universal word for all that are not Pinocchio. It fills in any word in a sentence; it is used contextually.
This term is common in Collodi, Italy
A universal word for all that are not Pinocchio. It fills in any word in a sentence; it is used contextually.
This term is common in Collodi, Italy
"I pinocchinot to the store yesterday to grab some pinocchinot" could be understood contextually as "I ran to the store yesterday to grab some milk"
by Bustard Quelme November 21, 2024
Get the Pinocchinot mug.When someone is such a fake person, or so subhuman, all they do or say is unrealistic, false, or a direct lie.
That chick was so fake (AKA had "Pinocchio Syndrome" so bad) that she looked like she would fall apart.
by Ubermensch-One March 28, 2025
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