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perfect high five

what happens when two individuals put their hands and minds together in such a way that causes a sound unrivaled by any other high five that results in a stop- in- time. Often followed by fist nudges due to the fact that the participants are scared of the fact that they probably will not be able to accomplish a similar feat--ever.
Austin: Yippee Ki-ah!
Taylor: Mother Fuckers!

*smack*
*walk away briskly*


(perfect high five just happened, word.)
by A.Tay January 12, 2009
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perfect blue

A really good anime movie... thats all i got.
i first watched perfect blue when i was 13. ^^
by joshxx March 27, 2007
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pickle park pervert

A person hanging out in highway rest areas for purpose of sexual pleasures. (Trucker term)
Don't pull off in that rest area there's a cornholin',poopy packin' peter puffin' pickle park pervert, turd burgalar in there.
by byrd77 January 6, 2009
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perfect game

When you take a dump, wipe once, check toilet paper and nothing is there except clean white paper.
person 1: How the hell did you poop? we are out of toilet paper?
person 2: I just knew I was going to throw a perfect game.

person 1: man that was a fast shit. how'd you do it?
person 2: i pitched a perfect game.

Me: Yo Jesse, i just got off the toilet and feel great
Jesse: how come?
Me: Because I threw a perfect game!
by Beamen December 3, 2007
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perfect specimen

A human of extraordinary attractiveness. Key characteristics are body proportion, symmetry, moral fiber, a high level of functional fitness, and overall intelligence.

'Perfect' - in that nothing need be added or taken away; beauty derived from unity and wholeness.

'Specimen' - in that the individual has qualities, mannerisms, style or ways of thinking that others naturally notice and try to emulate

Contrary to popular belief, perfect specimens do not possess specific body types or facial features, etc - as this falsely implies that there is only one way of being perfect. (This is why combining Megan Fox's face, Kim Kardashian's breasts, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's legs would look unnatural - visually striking maybe, but not truly compelling)

Perfect specimens often inspire feelings of awe, intimacy, mesmerization, and love, or alternatively fear, jealousy, envy and hatred.
"There's just something about him...he's like a perfect specimen"

"She's got it all - looks, smarts, talent. What a perfect specimen!"
by neonpony September 30, 2014
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Scent Pervert

1. Someone who enjoys sneaking up on you to sniff your hair, clothing, neck, etc.

2. Someone who sniffs things that the object of their affection has touched against (ex. sheets, handkerchiefs, pillows, blankets, shirts, hats, etc.)
by GaryMF.Oak January 11, 2011
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pervert

still unknown because so many of your definitions are fucked up
if porn is the greatest thing in the world, how come you're still saying that perverts are the people who look at porn?
by frank the tank June 28, 2004
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