salmon packer

When a dominate male's trousers are so tight that you can see their penis in extreme definition.

This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.

"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"

"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"

by theofficialsalmonpackers June 9, 2017

Packed out

to have a large amount of people somewhere; especially an event or function

“Yo did you hear about the party last night? It was absolutely packed out”

by eyeswoaface4838 March 17, 2023

Green Bay Packers

A support group for Watonwan County fudge packers who get together and play with each other during the football season.

I love being a Green Bay Packers fan

by Toby Catzilla September 9, 2018

snow packer

after having sex outside in the middle of winter, blow your load in the snow and pack your reciever's face deep into the cum covered snow...it is very important not to cream on ice, this may make them bleed in which case is called a froozen cherry cheesecake

man, i just met a girl and she wanted it now so i hit it outside and just had to give her the snow packer

by Tyman March 26, 2008

Pakenham

A small yet bustling rural town in which inbreeding is common.

"Check out that guy and his wife, they're clearly from pakenham"

by Senator Alan March 18, 2008

douche packer

a person who packs douches.

stfu you douche packer, or im gunna punch you in the weiner

by K-Riggyy May 17, 2008

nigger packed

1. Nigger Packed

A place that is overly full with people or ojects.

"man that gas station is bumpin' with cars, its relly nigger packed"

"wow that ford escort is really nigger packed!"

by woo stew January 4, 2005