parkering

When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'

"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"

by YellowStoned November 26, 2016

Paulitical pandering

verb: 1) When a political figure disingenuously uses the platforms of Congressman Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul, incongruous with their track record, to curry favor with anti-establishment voters. 2) LOSING.

During his most recent speech Mitt Romney attempted paulitical pandering when he espoused the ideas of freedom and liberty and mentioned the founding fathers - rhetoric characteristically unique to Ron Paul. Unfortunately, Ron Paul supporters are not persuaded by paulitical pandering since most actually have adopted a hardcore sentiment of support for Dr. Paul otherwise known as No One but Paul.

by 1stAmendguy February 17, 2012

Cat Gathering

A group of attractive girls all hooking up together.

"I would like to have a cat gathering with Hayley Williams, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Momsen."

by vagetarian August 29, 2012

Wall Papering

idiom

An act, (usually homosexual) where one party is standing, spread, facing a wall (much like when a police man performs a search). And the other member relentlessly ravages them from behind. Thus resembling two people putting up wall paper.

Tony: Where are those guys?
Kevin: i think they're inside wall papering each other

by skippyskippy November 6, 2015

Magic: the Gathering

In my opinion the game is fun until you det good at it, then it's really boring. It is really nerdy and is a fucking money toilet. This is from a former player. Most players of Magic are either gay or can't get any women, like my brother. Not starting Magic is a good idea.

Hey Josh, I started playing Magic and my girlfrend dumped me but at least i can whack off to my new Glissa Sun-Seeker.

by McAnarchy December 23, 2004

Magic: the gathering

A card game produced by Wizards of the Coast for proud nerds to play everywhere. Requires mass amounts of money to win, and sometimes ends up in nerdfights, which are slightly more dangerous than sorrority girl ticklefights. There's nothing wrong with the game if you're into that sort of thing, but most people on UrbanDictionary would gladly kick in the face of anyone seen carrying around a deck.

Nerd 1: Hey, let's go play Magic and pick up some fine ladies!
Nerd 2: Awww riiiight.

by DKlown February 16, 2004

Magic: The Gathering

A card game, played by spending lots of money on pretty pieces of cardboard.

Magic: The Gathering of Virgins.

by RabidSquirrel April 1, 2003