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Pandora's Box

Pandora was a Greek woman with an extremely large box that was frequently opened by all of the townspeople, (even the women), (the women who liked boxes!). Sometimes Pandora would hold large picnics where she would offer her box to everyone. If they were lucky they would also receive ketchup.
Pandora was very generous with the use of her box, however some people refused because they thought it was dirty as it had been passed around a few too many times! It was quite the Pandora's Box!

Tyreece looked forward to meeting Pandora for a taste of her box.
by CockBlocker November 24, 2004
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Pandork

"People who were so moved by seeing Avatar that they become depressed and spend all their free time moping on forums about how Pandora isn't a real planet."
"Dave is such a pandork that he spends all his time on www.avatar-forums.com writing essays about what he would take with him if he could live on Pandora for a year."

"Did you see that CNN newspiece on the people that are depressed that Pandora isn't a real place?? What a bunch of fucking pandorks."
by Hail Cesar!! January 14, 2010
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pandolfini

Yo, that kid is a real Pandolfini.
by LongIslandCool February 17, 2009
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Pandoragasm

When pandora plays so many amazing songs in a row that you feel an orgasm coming on.
While listening to 90s pop radio I had a pandoragasm.
by Kquerry September 11, 2013
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pando

The lowest form of life on planet earth. Makes a douche bag look intelligent! Blows dead Japs on the Burma Road. Eats shit sandwiches.
Pardon me...I have to take a pando!
by Nada February 15, 2004
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pando

Any clueless moron! If you rolled his brain down the edge of a sharp razor blade, it would be similar to rolling an atom down the center of a 10 lane highway. One who is like a fan: blows on one side and sucks on the other side!
Hey Mr. President (W), quit acting like a pando all the time!
by Rosie December 5, 2003
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Pandora

A Pandora is a codename given to husky german men whose pastimes include shootin bare jews and listenin to david hasselhoff because he is german. Their favourite sentence to use is ''deine mutter liebe meine Hosenschlange'' which in other words means ''your mother likes my trouser snake'' because it is known fact that all Pandoras have huge ''Hosenschlange's''.
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by Chris Peecock May 1, 2009
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