pilf

a gross mutton-head

Adam Clifton is a pilf

by kajennifer August 6, 2004

PILF

Acronym for "Prince I'd love to Fuck". This began trending worldwide on twitter during the global broadcast of Prince William's wedding to Catherine Middleton, mostly with regards to Williams younger brother, Prince Harry.

OMG Prince Harry is a PILF. I wish I were Pippa Middleton

by Timaroare May 22, 2011

Pilf

Professor I'd Like to Fuck

Student #1: Did you see what Prof. Smith was wearing today?
Student #2: I look at her everyday; she's damn hot!
Student #1: She's definitely a PILF!

by ProfGator August 14, 2011

PILF

President I'd like to fuck

"Barack Obama is such a PILF!"

by Mhisrichhero June 26, 2015

Pilferfuck

A person you might consider a friend, yet they go through your belongings and steal from you in small quantities so that it isn't easy to detect.

Savy's car is always loaded down with junk, because he's a pilferfuck. pilfer fuck thief

by Savvy Shelley March 18, 2017

Pilfbnd

Stands for person I'd like to fuck but not date

Wow that chick is a total pilfbnd.

by White sprinkles August 30, 2017

PILF

Potato I'd like (to) fuck

Hot chick: ugh I look like a potato
Random guy: a PILF

by TeenagerAnonymous October 8, 2017