Operation Slow-mo

When someone is always slow, sluggish and tardy. In a crisis they still maneuver like they are wearing medieval plate armor, and generally have the agility of a tractor with a missing wheel.
operation slo-mo

Don: 'Why the HELL haven't we finished this production yet?!'
Gibbo: 'Operation Slow-mo over there is doing his tortoise impression again.'
Don: 'Bloody hell, he's not even morbidly obese the guy's just in a permanent daze. His mum must be a starfish and his dad a freakin statue! You're fired, land porpoise.'
Land porpoise: 'It just looks like I'm going slow!'
Gibbo: 'WTG Captain Obvious. It's looks like that to everyone else too.'

by skemes April 9, 2012

Operation Martian Freedom

Dick Cheney's next attempt at extending defense contracting; tricking us into thinking Mars has alien terrorists, then using space weapons to colonize the red planet for enriched uranium or oil.

"Hey bro, they found et's with weapons of mass destruction on the dark side of Mars!"

"Bitch please, Operation Martian Freedom is about nothing but using tax dollars to facilitate mining."

by elcucuyfromlcf August 9, 2012

Operation Barbarosa

A bad idea like

Continuing to invade Russia even though it’s winter and fuel is freezing even in you vehicles

My wife just pull the operation Barbarosa When she took my Xbox time to grab the gun out of the closet and Gunna her down like Tupac
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by N I B B A S January 5, 2020

OPERATION FAVELA

A humanitarian and civil rights movement with the purpose of freeing the boys from monolith servers.

John Doe: 'Damn did you watch the podcasts?'
Martin Cabello: 'Yeah fr though demote ja and free the boys. Operation Favela is ago'

by FREETHEBOYS August 1, 2020

Operation Locker

A playable map in the FPS game “Battlefield 4”
The map is know for being extremely chaotic and fun, due to the mass amount of players crammed into the interior portion of the map (the prison).
It is rumored that people who regularly play on Operation Locker have heightened awareness...

“Hey, how’d you catch that baseball that just flew towards the back of your head?”

“Operation Locker”

by High Shmooler October 16, 2020

Urban Operations Vehicle

1. A 2.5 liter turbocharged all wheel drive Subaru Legacy GT driven by race car driver Andrew Lim, himself. It is truly a car in its rarest form, however commonly mistaken for a Toyota Camry. If you see this car on the road, you might as well just recline your seats and close your eyes because this is a definite sleeper!
2. Also, U.O.V.

Summon the Urban Operations Vehicle to sector 9 pronto.

by Andrew Lim October 6, 2008

Mask Operation

When the authorities ruthlessly enforce the wearing of masks in public places for both people and pets, and also for the thousands of mute and deaf gods and goddesses (or deities and idols) in religious quarters, to contain the surge of infections and fatalities, so that those who fail to do so are dealt with severely, with heavy fines and jail sentences for anti-maskers, or even caning for repeated offenders.

For rogue nations, mobilizing thousands of ambassadors nationwide in begging the public to don a face mask is a waste of time and a sign of political weakness; what the dictators want is to launch a mask operation to get the whole nation into quick action.

by MathPlus July 19, 2021