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Oeffentliche Katze

Unter einer öffentliche Katze wird eine Katze verstanden, welche in der Welt herum reist. Sie wird fälschlicherweise oft mit der Wildkatze oder einer Streunerkatze verwechselt.

Anzutreffen ist diese Art von Katzen zu 99% im Dorf Schneeren (PLZ: 31535)
Wenn meine Katze nicht mehr bei mir wohnen will, verlässt sie mich und wird eine oeffentliche Katze.
by Haubentaucher August 26, 2019
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offensive

Describes a statement politically or ideologically inconvenient, esp. in the judgment of one having no knowledge of the matter at hand. Often used to stifle further discussion or pander to the lowest common denominator. Cf: fair and balanced.
The television special on evolution was cancelled because it might be considered offensive by viewers who feel threatened by science.
by xaonon January 28, 2006
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If u see someone that is not slaying you might say this.
Them: OMG Joshuaaaaaaa come be in a tiktok with me!!!!!!!
Me: Bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye.
by Yermaaaaa March 6, 2023
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no offence

1. A phrase said in embarrassment after accidentally insulting someone.

2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.

Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.
A: "No offence, bu-"
B: "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU TOOL"
by tiggly April 8, 2005
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Vince Offer

Underground director-turned-TV-huckster, Vince Shlomi (better known by his stage-name of Vince Offer) is famous for his aggressive delivery and witty one-liners.

Can be found selling infomercial products such as the "ShamWow" and "Slap-Chop" to unsuspecting customers across North America. You're gonna love his nuts.
"Vince Offer could sell snow to Eskimos."

"Now that rival pitchman Billy Mays has died, Vince Offer is free to pursue his goal of global domination through daytime TV infomercials."
by afiendishthingy January 9, 2010
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no offence

An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.
"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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banana offee

When one proceeds to use the peel of a banana as a masturbatory tool.
Example:

The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.
by frootfoocker August 23, 2011
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