dog in a bath

the act of squeezing ones cock and balls into the recipients 'rusty bullethole'. it is as hard as trying to keep a dog in a bath.

"that bird last night was filthy as fuck, i gave her the dog in a bath.

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

Basement Bath

When you are brought out of your slumber by your cruncle's knuckle children flying in your general direction. Must happen while sleeping on the couch in the basement.

"bro, I called the cops on my cruncle because he gave me a Basement Bath when I wasn't looking"
"I was asked if I wanted to take a shower, I had no idea I was gonna take a basement bath"

by AverageSizedPeter May 25, 2021

Eye bath

When you see something that causes you to to recoil and you wish to remove that sight from your eyes.

"I had to take an eye bath after seeing Steve Harvey's 300 pound bodyguard oiled up in just his undies."


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by Luke in FL. September 26, 2008

Edamame Bath

The aftermath from eating a bowl of edamame, where your fingers are wrinkled as if you were taking an hour long bath.

Dude1: "Yo, what the hell is wrong with your fingers?"

Dude2: "Chill, bro. It's just a edamame bath".

by Mimi Teresa July 26, 2012

Jahan Bath

when one uses hand sanitizer to cleanse themselves.

I just finished playing a dope ass set, now im on my way to New York to play another show, no time to shower, i guess itl be another Jahan bath day.

by Jameson Whiskey December 03, 2012

florida bath

1. swimming in the pool instead of taking a shower and considering this bathing
2. used as an excuse for not taking a bath/shower, because you had a chlorinated water encounter in the last 24 hours

Husband: "Honey, do we need to give the kids a bath tonight?"
Wife: "No, they had a Florida bath today at the neighborhood pool."

by Kevin Haas January 08, 2008

bath bombs

Things you put in your bath so it can change color and smell nice.

my bath is so boring
*adds bath bombs*
wow so nice and relaxing

by XOXO, IG May 31, 2019