Nirvana

A band that would have never existed if it weren't for Pixies, as admitted by Kurt Cobain.

Nirvana was more popular, but Pixies allowed them to exist.

by some random person April 11, 2005

Normanator

A totally hot guy who goes absolutely insane without his "medicine" aka marijuana

Don't make me break out the Normanator on you

by JmRNmM December 7, 2012

Norman'd

The rare moment in a person's life wherein the events of the previous night involved such severe levels of intoxication, debauchery, and sin, that you are forced to concede that you no longer have any shot of going to heaven after you die.

My last memory from yesterday night was wearing a viking helmut and a too too while I dug up my sister's grave so that I could use her skull as pipe to smoke crack with the 9 year old special needs child I had been babysitting. I definitely got Norman'd.

by thunderpants83 December 30, 2011

Greasy Norman

The long, terribly disgusting trail left at the bottom of a toilet after a soft bowel movement. For a lack of better words, a greasy poop trail.

John left the most disgusting greasy norman in my downstairs bathroom.

by Ry Dawg June 17, 2006

spiny norman

a giant hedgehog

spiny norman says,
"dinsdale!"

by mayura October 23, 2003

Norman's Cock

Norman's Cock was a battle during the invasion of Britain in 1066 by William the Conqueror. It was a particularly bloody battle, resulting in thousands of casualties on both the English and French sides. It is unknown where the name comes from, but it is believed to have been a misnomer from "Norman's Coq", ie, Chicken, the cowardly streak wrongly attributed to the French soldiers by the English.

Used slightly out of context these days, usually to gauge how bad something is.

When someone calls Marge "Duck", that's almost as bad as Norman's Cock.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

piss nirvana

A heightened state of urinary awareness and euphoria, achieved after urinating for two minutes without interruption.

Jay- Dude, today I finally achieved piss nirvana.

Zac- No way man! I never get past 1:28

Jay- Seriously man, I see everything differently now

Zac- I need to drink some water

by volklman September 21, 2009