Robert Newman

Robert is a social studies teacher at EHS. He's known for crashing out due to misophonia, watching AI presentations, and celebrating Christmas at his annual block party.

Robert Newman just gave me 90 pages of reading, I'm not doing all this.

by benalmon08 December 11, 2025

Newmanned

Getting absolutely off your face drunk to the point you get carried away in an ambulance.

Last night was crazy! I heard you got Newmanned!

by Lengaf April 22, 2023

melissa newman

She is everything you've ever dreamed about. Loving, sweet, smart, beautiful and joyful. She is the thought that drives your day, and soon your life.

Christopher reardon is so lucky to know and love Melissa Newman.

by ctr87 August 21, 2016

Glazed Newman

Shiny glaze face after getting after It at the Y. Bonus for Krispy Cream flavored lube use.

He came out the bedroom with a glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 23, 2021

jamie newman

pretending to do work, also can be used to describe someone sneak around

Dude i pull a jamie newman and how i am promote to supervisor

by faking work October 8, 2016

Summer Newman

Anyone named Summer Newman must suck their mans dick when they want to

Summers man: Suck my dick!
Summer: Fine, only because my name is Summer Newman

by khosty November 3, 2019

Doing a Newman

The act of shitting your pants.

"Hey did you hear, I heard he was doing a Newman at camp"

by Nick Uscinski August 29, 2019