munted

when something or someone is jacked up or looks like a hot mess. like if you were to sit on your sandwich and it got mashed.

'i dont want that one, its all munted.'

by Hiro April 26, 2003

Monked

Being forced into celibacy against your will by lack of willing partners.

I been tryna get some quality virgin taint since the fuckin ice age but all of the bitches here monked me. LOVE

by YoureGonnaKnowMe September 24, 2017

Munted

Verb. To be/get munted.
Refers to the state of intoxication through either alcohol or other substances to the extent that you can no longer walk and all bodily functionality is lost.

"let us all get munted" -Nelson Mandela president of the United States of Africa 44BC- 1982

by Daonebest November 28, 2020

mucked up cunt

when a woman's vagina and rectum fuse,then ulcerate, causing feces to come out of the vagina.

i would not want to be a mucked up cunt, or go down on one either.

by ol upchuck November 30, 2020

monked

A very ugly girl. Resembling the looks of a beat up or unsightly prostitute -- only lacking that job title.

Man-- that girl is monked.

guy1: "You see that girl?"
guy2: "yeah man -- monked"

by yoshi March 21, 2004

munkey

This is a pseudo-acronym of mutated and monkey.

Mun-key
-noun

A sub-species of the Human Race developed by Modern Governmental practices to insure production. Due to the current toxicity levels present in the World today. These beings are known to demonstrate irrational behavior ie: fighting, racism, politics so on and so forth but make up for their short comings by paying taxes so therefore are tolerated and kept around. Usually very selfish and clueless to their own affliction. These characteristics can and are passed on to their offspring due to ignorance about basic health, exercise and nutrition practices.

Munkeys see evil, hear evil and speak evil.

Munkey see, Munkey do.

by Someone already used my name. January 16, 2008

Murked

When you are so high that you are unable to do anything, move, or speak.

After taking a huge hit off the bong, Joe's friends asked him if he was ok, but he was so murked that he couldn't respond.

by dfolse February 1, 2010