Mayhaps

Composed of both words 'maybe' and 'Perhaps'. It is more posh than either, usually used in a question and only when it sounds right.

'Mayhaps you should like to come out now?'
'It's a good idea, mayhaps?'

by Daonebest February 18, 2021

Waking nightmare

A waking nightmare, is where your actual life becomes worse than your dreams and your dreams become something of a refuge, where you can escape reality and forget. But when you wake up, you remember how shit life is for you at the moment in reality and that it was just a dream where you were happy. You'll know that you have a waking nightmare if you sometimes cry when you wake up as a result of the happiness difference between your dream and your life.

Guy 1: "I'm living a waking nightmare right now man"
Guy 2: " I don't care "

by Daonebest August 28, 2023

Praps

Short for perhaps. Used in either text talk or when you're rushing to get your point across and haven't got time for the whole 'Perhaps'.

Person 1; 'You gunna say somethin', chump?'
Person 2 'praps'

by Daonebest February 18, 2021

are you tired of living?

Essex boomer phrase.

Often used after hearing someone waffle, say or ask something trivial.
Also used when someone says something stupid in front of you that is obviously offensive and will anger you/ third party. Essentially a threat.

TriviaPerson: says something trivial and hardly worth the breath.
Direct, collected and deep Person: "are you tired of living? Son?"

by Daonebest September 28, 2021

Gund

A way of greeting/ referring directly to someone you know. It simultaneously means 'friend' and 'idiot' at the same time.

"what are you doing my gund?"
"How are you my gund?"
"No, my gund"

by Daonebest November 21, 2020

Yoda

Yoda was an infamous ketamin addict and serial killer. He was known for committing multiple vehicular homicides in his 2001 Honda civic and for stealing ketamin.

"Yoda stole my ketamin "

by Daonebest May 11, 2022

Steelraven

A Scandinavian or specifically Swedish independent indie game developer. Very very slow to progress a game out of the beta or early access stage. Games are usually simple but very enjoyable.

"I'm just a modder, you go ask steelraven about that"

by Daonebest November 28, 2020