Definitions by Daonebest

Waking nightmare

A waking nightmare, is where your actual life becomes worse than your dreams and your dreams become something of a refuge, where you can escape reality and forget. But when you wake up, you remember how shit life is for you at the moment in reality and that it was just a dream where you were happy. You'll know that you have a waking nightmare if you sometimes cry when you wake up as a result of the happiness difference between your dream and your life.

Guy 1: "I'm living a waking nightmare right now man"
Guy 2: " I don't care "

Waking nightmare by Daonebest August 28, 2023

Yoda 

Yoda was an infamous ketamin addict and serial killer. He was known for committing multiple vehicular homicides in his 2001 Honda civic and for stealing ketamin.

"Yoda stole my ketamin "

Yoda by Daonebest May 11, 2022

Kack-handed 

Left-handed.
Can often be insulting. Can also be spelt "kak" and "cack"

"oh, so you're Kack-handed are you?"

Kack-handed by Daonebest September 1, 2021

Germonke 

A German monkey.
Alternately Le monke tinted with the tri-colour of the modern German flag.

'No way.... Germonke....'
'Germonke could me the fourth reich'
'this is the CORRECT way to spell colour as far as i'm concerned'- British person

Germonke by Daonebest February 18, 2021

Mayhaps 

Composed of both words 'maybe' and 'Perhaps'. It is more posh than either, usually used in a question and only when it sounds right.

'Mayhaps you should like to come out now?'
'It's a good idea, mayhaps?'

Mayhaps by Daonebest February 18, 2021

Praps

Short for perhaps. Used in either text talk or when you're rushing to get your point across and haven't got time for the whole 'Perhaps'.

Person 1; 'You gunna say somethin', chump?'
Person 2 'praps'

Praps by Daonebest February 18, 2021

Munted 

Verb. To be/get munted.
Refers to the state of intoxication through either alcohol or other substances to the extent that you can no longer walk and all bodily functionality is lost.

"let us all get munted" -Nelson Mandela president of the United States of Africa 44BC- 1982

Munted by Daonebest November 28, 2020