metric f-ton

Any quantity of an item that would seem like there is more than usual.

Wow, we have a metric f-ton of food to eat tonight.

by sjohnswj October 23, 2008

metric shitload

The equivalent of 1000 metric shitballs.

I plopped a metric shitload of faeces all over the sidewalk, blocking movement on the road.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

metric ass ton

Jesus dude, it's like exactally 137 cubic tons of matrial X.

I have a metric ass ton of crabs...and it also burns when I pee

by Fred Gestopolis March 8, 2005

metric fuck-ton

A measure of digitized data approximately 10 gigabytes in size

Sir Dansbury Wimbledon purchased an electronic reader in so that he may peruse his collection of portable document files which totaled just over 1.2 metric fuck-tons

by Sir Dansbury Wimbledon December 27, 2011

metric head

when one recieves oral sex from another that weighs roughly a metric ton.

Guy 1: "He hooked up with that fat girl."
Guy 2: "Really? I bet he got himself some metric head."

by donthurtemhammer April 18, 2005

metric mile

5280 meters a.k.a 3.28 miles.

A marathon is 7.99 metric miles long.

by @The_Jew February 12, 2010

metric shit

metric shit is used as a amount of how little one cares about something but put whitin the metric system.

doesn't even give a metric shit

by Jevnaker May 13, 2012