Dirty Messinger

When you haven't showered in between sex sessions with two different women in a 48 hour window, causing extreme odor and nausea

Carl gave Marissa the Dirty Messinger, poor girl almost barges when he dropped his pants

by Khaki Dan February 22, 2018

Message To Loser

Jacknjellify's song where Four (the host of BFB) scolds and insults Loser for being manipulative, lying asshole just before he gets eliminated in BFB 16.

"You assume you're so righteous, so blind to your lying!"
-A line in Message To Loser.

by No u uhcunyviovcfnjm February 4, 2021

Message From the Other Side

When you're wiping, and the toilet paper unfortunately rips, causing you to stick your bare finger into the chocolate factory.

"I'm gonna end it all, I was just taking a dump, and I got the Message From the Other Side"

by YaBoiNW February 5, 2023

Trip message

Trip message (trip msg) refers to texting or messaging a person multiple times when they don't answer you.

I tried to ignore him but he started to trip message me.

I'll trip msg you if you don't reply this instant tho.

by pythonparanoia January 24, 2015

a fools message

When you call somebody, and their answering machine comes on. However, you think the person picked up the phone so you start talking and telling whatever the reason is your calling. Seconds later you realize the other person is talking too and you just heard a beep, but you've already talked half the tape full and you screw up the other half by trying to explain what happened...

Also leaving a message that completely misses the point, and doesn't contain the reason you called or your name could be considered a fools message.

Dude, I called my date from last night but I totally left a fools message. I don't think she'll go out with me again...

by Jasper Vondeling September 3, 2007

dead message

A voicemail or message left on an answering machine that is nothing but a few seconds of dead air.

Left by people who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, hang up the phone BEFORE the end of the outgoing message, but instead wait until the recording begins.

Lisa calls her friend Eric, and reaches his voicemail. Lisa has no intention of leaving a voicemail, but listens to the entirety of Eric's outgoing message (including the beep) before hanging up.

Eric's voice: Hey there, I'm not around right now. There's going to be a beep in a few seconds; you know what to do.

*beep*

Lisa: .... *hangs up telephone*

by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005

MSN Messenger

Microsoft's very own messenger service, used by a huge variety of people to chat with each other offering many useful features. Mainly used by teenagers & often assumed that the Messenger is used by perverts.

"I'll speak to you later, on MSN Messenger"

by Ringmasterrob September 15, 2004