Mercer Island

A bunch of rich Jews spending their parents money. They seem to be unbelievably mediocre at every sport every single year. If they weren't so Jewish, they would perhaps spend money on sucking less.

person 1: dude that person sucks at everything
person 2: Ya they go to Mercer Island
person 1: oh now it makes sense

by unbelievablejoke March 2, 2009

The Mercer

The mercer, commonly referred to as just 'mercer' is someone who has a love for all things anime and manga. The mercer also has a great and unique personality which can have some geeky trates, for example have superman posters and starwars chest set. The mercer also critises other people on their gimpyness when they themself is gimpy. The person they critises the most is 'The Presley', the Presley' is most commonly know for their gimpyness but is still a great associated of The mercer.

This summer I'm going to be like 'The Mercer.'

by Kipperman75 August 6, 2018

Merfer

A big fatty with anger problems who grunts, has a dillhole fetish, likes the worst sports teams possible, and loses his kickstands.

Look at that merfer!
Haha hes fat and has no kickstand! Go vols!

by Dillhole lover November 14, 2011

mercer island

The biggest groupl of faggots in the world. Act tough upfront when they are bunch of pussy ass white boyz. Their parents get em whateva they want n the always try n compare them selves to bellevue. funny how ur whole island got da shit kicked out of em dis summer. Faggots the whole state laughs at ur amazingly large egos. Andwhatever happend to ur AMAZING basketball team?Not doin to well dis year. Have fun in football next year playin Bellevue.

Mercer Island is the home of a bunch of cockblocks all of the guys there are so unbelievably gay and wanna act tough but will never do shit. Hope ur gay ass island sinks tonight.Peace Bitchez

by 4-PeAt January 4, 2005

merve

originated from merve the perve;

1- noun: a creep, 2- verb: to creep, 3- adjective: degree of creepiness, 4- adverb: to complete something in a creepy manner

1- Goku is a merve.
2- Goku is mervin'.
3- Goku has a mervish smile.

4- Goku mervily stared at the small children.

by woofpaque December 21, 2009

Mercer bitches

Derogatory term used to describe persons who try to accomplish something but fail miserably. Named after Mercer County band who placed 4th in State Championships.

Man, look at those Mercer bitches. Don't make em angry or they'll go 4th place on your ass.

by Mercerbitch3000 March 3, 2005

Zohall Mercer

Zohall Mercer is a fictional Character based on the Resident Evil video Game universe. Created by fiction writer 'EZB', he was 14 years old, living in an Orphanage inside Raccoon City on the Day Leon Kennedy arrives. He and the New police officer eventually befriend each other and remain so even after Umbrella's demise years later.
He is seen first in EZB's Hellsing War Chronicles, a cross-over with Resident Evil and the Anime Hellsing, he and Leon Kennedy join forces with the Hellsing Organization six years after their first meeting.
Zohall Mercer has many talents that are slowly revealed throughout the story ranging from Humanly unrealistic speeds, incredible swordsmanship, spiritual powers, and other hidden abilities. It is hypothesized that his sword, Gleam, has something to do with these abilities.

"Looks like I found a good way of getting myself killed." Zohall Mercer on employment with Hellsing.

“Let’s find out how good you are at dodging bullets, asshole.” Zohall Mercer, fighting Alucard for the first time.

“I’ll need all that money from this job just for life-long therapy.” Zohall Mercer, furious about being forced to cross-dress.

“I don’t respond well to threats." Zohall Mercer, fighting a sorceress.

by The_EZB March 7, 2009