Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.

Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!

by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 9, 2009

Matti is a scammer

Matti didnt give me happy meal eventho i pinged him for hours ago

Matti is a scammer being defined as: A helper to be matti is a scammer

by Kaspi September 23, 2021

Mattis mamma

Super thicc sexy young milf lady with mega dumpy.

Holy shit Mattis mamma is so hot.

by BigBulten April 5, 2022

Matty Tayler

He is the best person ever ! so sweet

Matty Tayler is king

by Daddy888 March 11, 2021

Splatty Matty

Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....

Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”

by Booridley March 10, 2020

Matti Bravo

Matti Bravo is very kind, sweet, and has a great sense of style. She has the BEST comebacks and don't ever get on her bad side. She's super talented at sports and in academics but she can be insecure.

Person 1: Matti the baddieeee.
Person 2: YEA AND MATTI BRAVO SO TALENTED

by BADDIE February 24, 2021

Matty Haysom

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.

"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"

by mosha timja March 25, 2013