Marito

The nature of Marito is to be a loyal friend.
If you know Marito you can be sure you will pass a great time
It's a person you can trust, laugh and say stupid things, plus he is a great teacher.
He likes to give hugs and to be informed of scientific issues.
His weaknesses are Raticates and awesome cars.

Cousin/brother of the Grinch so beware...
Basically Marito is a good choice of a friend.

OMG there goes Marito! Let's follow him!
Ha ha ha, i bet you are a Marito in pokemon...loser!

Ugh, you are in Marito mode again? DAMN!

by Iwasneverhere9624 June 13, 2013

Marathon

A footrace of 42.195 kilometres, which is usually held on roads. It's featured at the Olympics and the World Track and Field Championships. The race was borne out of the death of Greek army messenger Pheidippides, who ran from village of Marathon to Athens to inform the Athenians of the Greek's victory over the Persian army. Pheidippides died upon delivering the message.

"Haile Gebrselassie clocked a world record 2 hours, 4 minutes, and 36 seconds at the Berlin Marathon."

by Alex26 December 30, 2007

marathoning

Watching a vast amount of movies and/or tv shows throughout a day, usually the trilogies, and or Disney movies.

" What you gunna do this weekend?"
Prolly just sit home marathoning the Star Wars movies"

by xdeezy March 23, 2010

Marathon Fuck

When two people engage in sexual intercourse for longer than 1 hour. Either person may orgasim as often as they can, however the sexact must be continuos and non stop. The penis may slip out and ride the clit momentarily or you may change positions. But you cannot leave to get a drink of water or anything of that nature. Marathon-fucking may cause Friction Burn.

"Tracy wanted me to fuck her real quick before she took a shower but I wanted to take about a two hour marathon fuck".

by Benji Koontz May 23, 2006

marathon man

a prick who takes a whole hour outside of foreplay to bust a nut while u slowly chafe to death.

Many men are also marathon men.

by keema August 27, 2003

Marathon Monday

A tall, lanky, rather dark Black person (hence the term, Monday) who partakes in a 26.2 mile long running competition. They are typically, but not always, imported from Ethiopia and Kenya.

White Guy 1: "Hey, Murphy, who's that Black guy? Is he on the Celtics?"
White Guy 2: "Nah McDonough, today's the Boston Marathon; it's one of those Marathon Mondays."

by Carl Crawford April 15, 2013

Maritza

A short person.

You must be as tall as a Maritza to hit this sign.

by fixiebikes December 22, 2008