Marching Band

A sport in which the participants run around on the field wearing STINKIN' HOT UNIFORMS, playing music of some sort, while carrying instruments of varying sizes. All this AFTER 12 or so hour days of hotter than hades practices and pain. And yet, we keep coming back...I LOVE IT!!!

My band director's philosophy concerning shows was, "If you don't end the show out of breath and about to pass out, you didn't give it your all."

by Hallie Corson September 19, 2005

Merchant

When a football player is massively overrated and in reality he is carried by one attribute, scenario, league, team mates, derby

1.Pedri is an appearance merchant
2. Mharez is a bottom 5 merchant
3. Van dijk is a man bun merchant

by Cristo Ronald suwiii April 15, 2022

Marching Band

A way of life, consisting of a family (your section), an extended family, (the rest of the band), one or more gods (the directors), and a hell of a lot of fun.

One bando says, "You know, I actually DO have a life outside of band." The others look at him, look at each other, then one screams "Blasphemer!" and they all chase the rogue out of the bandroom.

by Duckgal August 24, 2005

mung merchant

a person who will assist in a munging expedition in exchange for money or food

Cyril and Billy were nervous about their first ever munging trip to their sisters grave, so they hired a mung merchant to help them.

by Martino231 June 27, 2007

Bolivian marching powder

another term for the drug cocaine

I'm well done in lets get some Bolivian marching powder to help through the night

by Nox Noctics July 17, 2006

dick merchant

A peddler of penis. One who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about penis and penis lore.

Daniel: "Dude, I heard that David has a small penis."

SoS: "Don't be a dick merchant, Daniel."

by SoAS February 2, 2014

marching band

its you social life and when the season is over u have to find things to do its also....the coolest sport u could ever imagine to be in......which ppl rarely ever pay attention to which just shows us that half the ppl cant even handle the hard work we put into it... if ur not in marching band u couldnt last one day on the field

Hey sally can you come over this weekend? oh i'm sorry i have marching band followed by a show
dude look at the jocks i think they are going to pass out

by bob May 27, 2004