lotiony

a strong lotion-like aroma

slimy lotion texture possibly making it difficult to grip items such as opening a screw top lid

when you put lotion on your hands before smelling it and then realize it smells like something your grandma would wear..it smells lotiony

by mcubed23 January 24, 2012

*sighs* grabs lotion

idk neither help ahh so like yh but like srly can someone explain

person 1 hi
person 2 *sighs* grabs lotion

by yoongisrighttiddie August 7, 2020

lotion

another word for semen

"What u doin?"
"makin some lotion ;)"

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

lotion booger

Small, booger-like pieces that form when lotion dries on the edge/ inner cap of a lotion bottle. These annoying little bits sometimes get mixed with the good lotion in the bottle, or fall into your hands.

Rakisha: Sheniqua, do you have any lotion? I believe my knees are getting a bit ashy.

Sheniqua: Why yes I do, but it seems that it has been tainted with several lotion boogers.

Rakisha: What a pitty!

by sarah h... (yo momma) November 4, 2007

lotionatize

to apply lotion over a large area of the body

My back is dry will you help me lotionatize it?

by Mohalick January 12, 2008

Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

by Nat Turner September 15, 2008

lotionman

Lotionman is what our favorite gargantuan, Strong Mad, calls the King of Town's dunce cap in the Strong Bad email "origins".

"...stole the King Of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. Don't ask, it was Strong mad's idea."

by DeusExMachina February 13, 2005