social ladder

The way any given society is organized; its internal hierarchy. Individuals are placed on a vertical rule, or «ladder»; Their position on this ladder (high being «good» and low being «bad») is determined by their level of attainment of a certain quality perceived as «desirable» by the community as a whole.

1) in a modern sub-society such as highschool, "physical strength" and "possession of expensive clothing" are considered «desirable» qualities; thus, individuals possessing these qualities are positioned high on the ladder («good»), while individuals possessing none of these qualities or their opposites are positioned low on the ladder («bad»).

by Marquis de Carabas January 12, 2004

Malaysian lapdance

Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.

Wow, i was so wasted last night that i let Christina give me a Malaysian lapdance.

by JA88 November 12, 2010

climbing the corporate ladder

This pharse refers to moving up in rank within a particular field or business. If someone "climbs the corporate ladder" to the top, they started out at the bottom (stockboy, mail clerk, etc) and ended up at the top (CEO, CFO, vice pres., etc.)

Tim lived the American Dream. He started out as a desk clerk and climbed the corporate ladder to the top. He is now a CEO in the same field that he had started out in.

by Doobie Smokes You December 11, 2004

Jewish lapdance

Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.

I gave the TV remote a Jewish Lapdance so I could be couch commando.

by The Real Slutfarm November 6, 2009

ladder

Someone who is a tool but alot worse than a tool. Can worsen the insult be sayin that he/she is a ladder with extendables and wheels.

Man, Shawn is such a ladder.

by rustyshackleford723 October 30, 2010

lapdog

a flattering subservient, eager sycophant

He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2011

ladder

1. United States Marine Corps and United States Navy slang term for stairs.

2. An extremely steep and dangerous staircase, such as those found in Absecon, New Jersey.

Those weren't stairs that I took an Absecon sleighride down; that was a ladder!

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003