A Kim Kardashian

A big ass or rear end. Normally used as a compliment rather than an insult.

Person 1: Wow, you have a little bit of a Kim Kardashian going on back there

Person 2: Thanks !

by Nomedog November 16, 2011

Kardashitan

That wierd orange day glow tan that the Kardashians have displayed. The look like oompa loompas. Scary.

Oh my god, that fake bake tanning salon made me look like an oompa loompa. Oh wait, I am just Kardashitan! I hope people dont think I am a traffic cone.

by CaixaCaixa April 4, 2010

Robert Kardashian

The biological fathers of:
-Kim Kardashian
-Kourtney Kardashian
-Khloé Kardashian
-Robert Kardashian (his son)

Was married to Kris Kardashian (now Kris Jenner)

Lawyer/Attorney in the Simpson & Brown case

GUY 1: Hey do you think Robert Kardashian is Khloé's real dad?
GUY 2: Obviously!

by VariableSteam0 December 6, 2014

Kardashianing

When you have sexual intercourse with large black men, usually athletes.

My friend was Kardashianing. whore kim kardashian fake black penis blackpenis

by KanyeTheWest July 18, 2012

kardashian laugh

A fake and or awkward laugh

"I told her the funniest pick-up line I knew and she gave me a Kardashian laugh and turned to her friends."
"Aw man that sucks."

by UghButWhy November 15, 2016

Gym Kardashian

A big-butted, strong woman who attends the gym in full makeup including fake lashes and heavy contouring.

Today at the gym I saw several Gym Kardashians working their glutes on the machines without smudging a stroke of mascara.

by HButt66 December 1, 2019

Kim Kardashian

A human Tick. The more she sucks on people, the bigger her ass gets

Kim Kardashian once sucked this dude on tape, and now look at her phat ass.

by Cold2duhbone July 4, 2021