Johan Helgi

A TysTys Patrol captain

Let’s go on a TysTys tour, Johan helgi is leading the way

by TYSIAN November 22, 2021

Johan

He is a tall idiot. He is probably gay, tries to rizz up random people, and does a girly scream. He is friends with Nicollo.

Person 1: "Hey, look at Johan! Doing another girly scream as always. Do you think he's gay?"
Person 2: "He probably is."
Johan: "FUCK YOU NICOLLO 🔥🔥🔥"

by eternalbananananannaa May 29, 2023

karl-johan

Karl-Johan is a person who is a famous badmintonplayer from sweden. He is often using a femail bodylangue. He is also a very akward socialy talanted man. He is very afraid of animals and can not laugh. He is awsome.

Oh, I should put some Karl-Johan in My toast!

by //Nosen October 14, 2017

Johan

Cutest, most adorable, kind hearted, sweet boy you'll ever meet

Me: Reject me so I can get over you
Johan: no.

by Mommycoogie November 20, 2021

JOHAN

a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.

HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM

BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE

real rwal

johan

by machli pro max December 6, 2023

Johan

A banana, usually really big.

Johan is really big!!

by urban.fkn.dictionary December 12, 2016

johan

johan is the type of person that considers everyone in everything even though he doesn’t like them. he is very kind and caring, even though he can be a bit clueless about some things he say . he is the person that does not like indirect people because he just wants everyone to be straight with him. he is very admirable and everyone would want a charming boy in their life.

isn’t that the johan kid, he is very charming aye ?

yup, he is

by corpsegf December 27, 2021