jerk

a word that some people use consistently. it's a habit and they just say it all the time. it may pop up at the most randoms moments, i guess it just flows off their tongue.

-"Haha this tv show is hilarious."
-"JERK!!!!!"

-"Pass me the water, JERK."

-"Damn it i missed the net"
-"JERK."

by 0rla January 7, 2008

Suicide Jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.

by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010

Spicy Jerk

The sadness induced masturbation caused by Law Enforcement's refusal to come to your aide after you report that your Lasagna is haunted by ghosts

The police told me: STOP CALLING! But I told them... I told th-Snort, my lasagnia eaten bai ghost! crying, I get sad, and do a Spicy Jerk! - Vargskelethor: Super Ghostbusters (Full Album), Track 5: Ghastbisten

by Egg-Z December 15, 2018

jerk sesh

slang for jerk-off session: the event; past, present, or future; where a male has allotted himself several minutes to several hours for nothing other than private, uninterrupted masturbation. A jerk sesh is typically accompanied by one or several forms of visually stimulating material i.e. internet pornography, magazines, movies, etc.

"Goodnight fellas. I'm gonna get in a quick jerk sesh then its off to bed..."

by Ladies got the ERJ December 26, 2011

Hate Jerk

Feeling a sense of extreme hatred and resentment for someone but still helplessly jerking off to them on a consistent basis.

Thanks to Jessica, Brandon was going broke but he still couldn't help himself from hate jerking to her photos every night. He hated her so much, but GOD she turned him on.

by DivineGoddessJessica May 9, 2019

jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

by margrette sees January 24, 2013

Purp Jerk

The Act of squeezing your testicles so hard they turn purple and then yankin your shaft until ejaculation.

Person 1: hey did you know Alex B purp jerks

Person 2: yeah hes such a purp jerker
Alex B: guys please stop I dont do that

by WillPretzel October 16, 2023