Janaing

Being in a state of perpetual lateness in a all occasions (including one's own birth/death, wedding and every dinner/date/drinks/anything at all - EVER), despite exerting all available energy and having true and honest intention of meeting the predetermined time. Similar to "Fashionably Late" in that both describe an inability of promptness. The difference is that being "Fashionably Late" infers the occasion has previously begun, however, "Janaing" infers that the occasion can now begin and you were lucky said individual came to your lame party in the first place.

"Hey, did you guys see that guy here earlier with the non-ironic mustache and American Flag print Zubaz pants on? Dude, snorted a line of tequilla off the toilet seat. He died immediately after, it was insane"

"Nah, man, we were Janaing. Nothing good happened before we showed up. That dude's death was absolutely in vain and no one will remember he ever existed. Where's the keg?"

by You don't know how to baaaaaa October 13, 2013

Janking

To dodge from side to side/up-down in an evasive manner.

I had to be constantly janking to avoid the tracer and flak fire.

by leaf November 11, 2003

Janina

she is definitely and totally not a nazi guys (((she is also polish)))

- So how is Janina doing?
- HEY HEY SHE IS NOT A NAZI!!!!!!! I SWEAR SHE IS NOT A NAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hehe c: March 6, 2022

Doing a Janine

Doing a Janine refers to spilling food on oneself.

Oh shit, I've spilled sauce on myself!
Ha ha, you've done a Janine!
Yep, I'm doing a Janine.

by DarronK December 27, 2011

janine

That depressed emo bitch caught crying in the bathroom

hey did u see Janine crying in the bathroom again

by depressedemo269 February 12, 2020

Jancing

For those of us who love to jog and dance at the same time, we engage in what is referred to as Jancing. Bebopping along to our favorite tunes while flailing our arms, vogueing, running man etc... Goes along with Janced: verb

While driving down Broadway we watched a group of people Jancing down the street having a good ol' time!! Marching to the beat of their own drum!!

by NEBRASKAN8 September 17, 2016

Janine Date

When you and your girl go on a date and her mom comes too, but it's ok because she pays for everything.

Bro me and my girl had plans but then her mom came and turned it into a Janine Date.

by _chroobs_ April 19, 2017