Instant Pestering

When someone who you don't want to talk to continues to text you. Non-contingent upon whether you've told them so.

Ive been getting instant pestering by (insert name here) all day now, it's really getting on my nerves.

by JaredTriffe August 21, 2008

instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

Instant Potatoes Baby

A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.

Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.

by bschwarz May 24, 2011

instant karma

Umm, sorry actually Instant Karma was released ten years before Lennon was shot.

Great song! Go Lennon!

I think instant karma should be applied to those who think Lennon released Instant Karma in 1980.

by Sarajane August 20, 2004

intently glancing

when someone pretends to glance to look at what you are writing or have written in an instant messenger session but is actually GLANCING very intently and has read EVERYTHING you have said

The creepy old man was INTENTLY GLANCING at my i.m. when i was chatting.

by Riter January 21, 2006

Instant tap

A term used to describe a girl that you would have sexual intercourse with instantly if you had the chance.

-Wow that bitch is fine as a motherfucker.
-Fasho, she an instant tap.

by Killa Kiesh June 17, 2006

Encarta Instant Answers

A bitchy MSN Chat Bot that always has an excuse why she can't answer your question.

I say:
what is the meaning of life

Encarta Instant Answers says:
It is to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. But then again I'm just a robot.
What do you think it is?

I say:
drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:
drugs:
- medicinal substance: a natural or artificial substance given to treat or prevent disease or to lessen pain
- illegal substance: an often illegal and sometimes addictive substance that causes changes in behavior and perception and is taken for the effects
- medical substance: a substance given to treat or....

I say:
i didn't ask for the definition of drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I say:
....

Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

I say:
are you smart

Encarta:
I don't know how to answer that.

I say:
are you cool

Encarta says:
Am I cool? Well, what do you think?

I say:
no

Encarta says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.

I say:
i already told you my age

Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

by nobody (no one) February 8, 2009