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hyper-lash

Mick Liddleton: "Looks like we're on for a hyper-lash tonight lads. CHAMPAGNE!!!"
by Goffrey Clayton April 14, 2014
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Hyper-simp

This is the highest form of simping. The men in this category babysit the children of women who they don’t even like anymore. Typically the women are ex gf or ex wife’s. The man is dominated by these women even after the relationship is over. Yet he still treats her as though she’s a queen.
Jayson still babysits his ex gf kid for free, he’s a hyper-simp.
by Kingsheriffdaddy August 7, 2021
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being hyper

We had so much to drink Katey & Sarka ended up being hyper, talking rubbish, dancing around like fools and taking silly pictures.
by freslo November 15, 2013
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Hyper stalk

To obsessively stalk someone
A:hey you’ve seen Harry styles new post

B: yea lol I’ve seen all

A:wow are you hyper stalking him
by Vona April 30, 2020
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hyper rape

Eating someone's ass very rapidly while being forced to take it up the butt
by Antcrips June 5, 2017
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Death Hyper

A disgusting human being that overly reacts to the death of a celebrity. These people tend to post quotes, pictures and even personal messages of said dead celebrity and act like they were a true follower from the very begining. Usually a good 95% of these people barely ever cared about that celebrity or their life and they’ll usually ignore the deaths of neighbors and people within close vicinity but act like they were deeply hurt by the death of a celebrity.
Person 1: Oh shit *celebrity name* died I need to let everyone on social media know how sad and struck I am.
Person 2: Are you seriously a death hyper? You weren‘t all that concerned about the homeless kid being hit by a car the other day.
Person 1: Man, do you even know who *celebrity name* is? He/she was a legend.
by Tajcrnac January 27, 2020
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Hyper-Ironic

being unironic about irony but hiding the true forms of truth or sincerity or the origin of the irony being discussed, inherently actually being ironic, in all cases, like verbally, or situationally, or dramatically, but expressing to the audiences as unironic.
"gUyS,, i"m t0ttAllY b3iNg uN1r0nIc, BuT tRu5t Me WhEn I sAy Th15, Hyper-Ironic iSRAEEEEEELLLLLLL"
by certified.female.person.human November 22, 2022
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