Hooptie

There is a girl in Beaver County, PA that doesn't brush her teeth every day and she doesn't have health insurance or the internet. She drives a beat 89 cavalier and she is allways in faded jeans, sneakers and a hoody. I cant resist her cause i know i can get her. And she looks sooo good in a certain way. Please help me with this one guys, I know you know her...

"Aww dude check her out... look at that ass. Maybe she'd be into me if i put a new cd player in her car." Says Aaron. "Naww dude, shes a hooptie. Why dont you call that Brittany girl back?" Replied Diesel.

by HoopyLove November 29, 2004

Hoopty

A person or object that is super cheesy, simple and ridiculous in ghetto terms.

A grown man who records the Lifetime channel on his DVR is without a doubt Hoopty.

by websterrocks August 2, 2012

Hoopitude

What happens to women that wear big hoops earrings, because it‘a an attitude..with hoops.

Lisa always has that hoopitude when she’s with her man

by Lisaley January 20, 2020

Presidential Hoopty

Air Force One.

Reverse useage is to refer to one's hoopty as Air Force One.

1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.

2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

hooptie

A New York City bicycle that wears out your sneakers every time you have to stop with at least one part dangling off the bicycle

A Huffy or Murray mountain bike with three broken spokes and the shift lever unattached

by halifax November 13, 2003

hooptie

Well if a hooptie is any saturn ever sold..then I have had one sitting there broken down forever!!!! HELP!! I need another hooptie that works!!! I will pay $50 or less...let me know!

My pice of shyt saturn that has been sitting there for ages broken down and rotting.

by Vero March 14, 2004

Hooptie

Broke Ass Shit. Peice Of Shit

"Man Look At That Hooptie Ass Mall"

by Famous Mike January 18, 2008