Hittin the Mitten

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.

He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten

by chickengutz March 29, 2010

Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.

Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."

by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010

Hitting a House

What happens to idiot longboarders who don't know how to stop when they find a culdesac.

Longboarder #1: "Duddeeeee, did you see Ian's face? He had a neck brace and everything. What happened?"

Longboarder #2: "Lol, I taped the tard hitting a house yesterday. It'll be on Youtube later."

by wordMunzter May 9, 2011

hitting the study wall

an invisible wall one hits when one has reached the point of study material saturation. All further attempts to study are futile and aimless browsing of the internet persists unabated.

After hitting the study wall, all I could do was look at rage comics on reddit until I woke up the next morning covered in piss.

by haimen32 June 9, 2011

hitting the suds

Drinking a beer.

Jerry's been hitting the suds all day!

by Petey Vang May 2, 2015

Hitting the trailer

Penetrating the anus. Hitting the trailer is a euphemism for anal sex, but is more specifically used when the anal sex was unwanted or not discussed ahead of time and the recipient expects to receive normal vaginal sex, but is surprised by their anus being penetrated instead.

Charlene had no clue that Cletus was planning something different this time, but he grabbed her ankles, spit, and began "hitting the trailer" much to her shock and chagrin.

by rickabone September 18, 2017

Hitting an iron ore vein

When your partner is nearing the end of her period and assures you that it is all safe. Yet, when you go down on her you get a 1/2 pint glass full of iron enriched gore.

#Hitting an iron ore vein
Hey is it safe?

Yeah don't worry babe, go ahead!

WOW I hit an iron ore vein!

by TheRealManuel May 21, 2018