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hampster

The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.
Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."
by Yams September 9, 2006
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headphone special

A sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates into both ears of the female, and then makes her put headphones on to listen to Nickelback.
That girl liked Chad Kroeger so much I gave her the headphone special.
by snoopdoggg August 26, 2007
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Hampacket

Todd: I totally mashed Sarah's Hampacket last night!
Rod: Ew.
by <yournamehere> March 10, 2009
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headphone fart

unintentionally farting too loud while in a open space with co-workers without hearing it yourself since you are wearing headphones
Dude: "ah today i let go a headphone fart at work..."
Dude 2: "ouch"
Dude: "well at least i didn't hear it!"
by masterblaster82 September 11, 2011
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Dirty Hamper

An alcoholic beverage comprised of one part PBR and one part Old Style. Originated at Western Illinois University in Macomb, the dirty hamper achieved official status when it was added to the beer menu at the local Buffalo Wild Wings.
"I'd like a beer that's award-winning AND tastes like grandpa. Bartender, make me a Dirty Hamper!"

"All we got left in the fridge is a couple of stray tall boys. lets make some dirty hampers!"
by The Laundraman February 18, 2010
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headphone check

When you listen to a song you like in public but would be embarassed or emasculated if someone knew you where listening to it, so you pull your head phones down and check to make sure they aren't loud enough for other people to hear your music. Usaully if too loud you lower the volume or switch songs to avoid getting called gay if some one where to hear.
guy1 " dude did you see that guy during study hall he pulled a headphone check"

Guy2 " yeah I was sitting next while he was listening to Britney spears he pulled a headphone check to confirm his fear that I could her what he was listening to.
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hampus

Sexy ass motherfucker with a huge cock and is a monster in bed. He got them sexy Eyes and a really ripped body.
Omg there's Hampus with that big dick!!!
by biggassdick123456789 December 12, 2016
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