hayden_kilganon

the best most respectful and funny millie page you will ever see. Is my salad shaker silly uwa baka.
@richiet0zierslongwang made this

Person 1: ayo why do you like hayden_kilganon

Me: he’s my salad shaker uwu

by okwhyareyouhere June 11, 2021

Hayden hx

A Sussy man who uploads funni videos and beats up XJ9 from my life as a teenage robot cuz she is sussy as megatronlorod, and if you are subscribed to Hayden hx you are a god,
But if your subscribed to megatron lorod you the kid who is bullied alot.

Hayden hx

is better than megatron lord.

by Yes stinky May 11, 2022

hayley

a girl with a great personality , pretty ,, abit on the crazy side ,, but a girl we all love

Hey, whats your new gf called
Chloe,, but i wish she was a hayley

by jamiie1234 October 16, 2008

Hayden

(I’m going based off my friend Hayden) Hayden is a cute bastard. He can make you love him without doing shit. He is funny, smart, sweet, trustworthy, etc. motherfucker is TERRIBLE at texting you back tho. He can just give you a smirk and bingo bango bongo you’re under his spell. He can make you fall in love, make you hate him, or both at the same time. Be careful if you get a Hayden, he can break your heart

“What are you thinking about?”
“That bastard Hayden”
“What’d he do?”
“Nothing, I fell in love with him”

by wheresmyspaghett January 6, 2019

eddie van halen

one of the greatest guitar players of all time. The second most innovative guitarist behind jimi Hendrix. he is a great song writer and no matter what will look cooler on stage then you do. Oh by the way did i mention that "Eruption" pretty much made jizz my pants.

Eddie Van Halen is fucking awesome!!!

by Rob March 27, 2005

Hayden

A best friend. Usually blond or close to it. Someone who can talk for hours, but listen too. Smart... but in a subtle way. Someone who can soak up all the bad things that happen to them like sponge, and never let anyone know. Usually fairly emotion, whether it's obvious or not. In a word, loyal. Also friendly, and gorgeous.

Dude: hhhmmm tall, blonde, gorgeous? Must be a Hayden!

by icepops December 2, 2013

Van Halen Piledriver

A sexual act where a person is penetrated by a the headstock of a guitar, usually the person is lying on the ground with their legs over their chest so that the guitar can be driven straight down into them hence the "piledriver" term.

So I stole my ex-boyfriend's guitar and had my new boyfriend give me a Van Halen Piledriver with it, that'll show him to be a dick

by GHSteve October 7, 2010