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Double Axe Handle

a form of attack. a move often seen in wrestling, one puts their hands together, puts their arms over their head and behind their neck and hits and hits their opponent, as if someone is using an axe to chop wood.
Oh my god! he just used the double axe handle

or

Oh My God! He just did the double ax handle off the top ropes
by breeimhxc February 19, 2009
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Rent Boy Handle

A hair style common among young homosexuals used often as an expression of their feelings. The style consists of a shaved head with a large tuft on top, generally towards the back side.

The Rent Boy Handle first began as an advertising device employed by rent boys to express they are willing to serve.

If one wishes to acquire the services of the said rent boy they must tug on the rent boy handle three times to begin negotiations.
1. I am so angry, I tugged on his rent boy handle three times and he just ignored me.

2. When you are drunk tonight we are going to give you a rent boy handle.

3. The Rent Boy Handle changed my life, I get so much more work and I can hardly walk as a consequence

4. The old man tugged on the rent boy handle three times lovingly, never had the boy been filled with such passion for a customer before
by krazne crab hands April 28, 2010
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you can't handle the truth

Expression first popularised by Jack Nicholson in the character of Col. Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men (1992, dir. Rob Reiner), when he blows up in court in Tom Cruise's face. Handy exclamation to direct at the computer screen when somebody votes down an eminently rational definition on urbandictionary. Parodied by Sideshow Bob in an episode of The Simpsons ("Pish! I deride your truth-handling abilities!").
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep (yells): You can't handle the truth!
by Fearman April 15, 2008
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Don't Bring The Brullox If You Can't Handle The Rullex

When a "self-proclaimed rapper" gets high, then pissed off and tries to rhyme the words "brawl" and "ruckus," the words must be changed into words that don't exist, thus, "Don't bring the brawl if you can't handle the ruckus" becomes "Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."
"Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."
by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007
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Randle No Can Handle

Randle No Can Handle means a person can't handle the amount of weed they smoked or the amount of alcohol they consumed. The symptoms of Randle No Can Handle is when a person throws up or knocks out cold.

originated in Hawaii
Guy 1: Duuude, ty just passed out from drinking to much vodka.

Guy 2: Ahhhh randle no can handle
by FrankieDawg August 31, 2011
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Jesus-handle

Noun: The handle located directly above passenger seat doors which can be grabbed when divine intervention is required.
"The car slammed its breaks and Allan grabbed the Jesus-handle."
by Alison A. September 27, 2009
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Mom-handle

v. for a mother to force her offspring to perform tasks through her any means necassary; including superior mental and physical prowess ie. the guilt trip and the back hand
;similar to manhandle
"Don't make me mom-handle you!!!" or "I can't hangout. My mom is mom-handling me into cleaning my room."
by M.D. Thomas October 19, 2009
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