Can't Handle It

Being put to the test and resulting in failure.

Nick Bream can't handle it

by some ese August 22, 2010

handle barred

When a girl grabs your cock and does nothing but hold on.

Instead of getting ass at the party last night, Robbie got handle barred. What's worse is she fell asleep.

by Kyle God August 13, 2007

pimp handles

Hoop earings so large that one can easily grab them and deliver a sharp yank, stopping the wearer in their tracks.

I say, take a gander at the pimp handles on yonder prostitute.

by DJ Silly Hat March 24, 2008

Beef Handle

A large cock

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

dill handle

The stem of a pickle, used to get a pickle out of the pickle jar.

I wish I could get the pickle out of the jar... Where is that dill handle.

by Daffney Kildoo October 29, 2007

Handle-Ears

Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.

This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.

I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!

by Half-Nut May 7, 2020

Nub Handles

The rolls of fat between the stomach roll and the genitals, creating makeshift handles that, much like Love Handles during sex, serve as a way to control your partner's body as you give them oral sex.

Woman: "My husband is getting a little overweight, but it comes in handy when I give him head, because I can grab onto his Nub Handles and really go wild!"

Man: "Damn, I was going down on my girl lastnight and she was lovin it so much, she was bucking like bull! So I just grabbed onto her Nub Handles and held on for dear life!"

by NaYmLiS September 2, 2013