GOOB

The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.

Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!

by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024

Goob

When the food is good but your mouth is too full to correctly pronounce good

This is goob. Very goob.

by Sydbey January 25, 2017

Goob

Short for goober, adds more retardedness to calling someone a goober.

Jake: Hey dan, you see this goob.
Dan: yeah he is acting pretty retarded.

by Mr. Goober June 03, 2018

Goob

goo•b Noun

Definition:

1. An endearing pet name for someone close.

2. A less juvenile term than Goober for someone who is silly, or a goofball.

Origin: Goob is derived from the slang word Goober.

"You are such a Goob. I love you!"

by tattedfairy October 22, 2014

Goob

a dumb ass nigga

Friend - “can you fold water? “

Me - “What nigga, You a goob bro!!”

by Jenna tulls January 16, 2018

Goob

Somebody who majorly sucks and swallows, like for real, dude.

A: Hey dude, I just kicked a baby
B: You're a goob, dude. Stop.

by goonguy October 29, 2020

Goob

A goob is someone who does something stupid/foolish. It is used to describe someone who generally gets annoyed at being called a goob. Generally a goob is “quirky” or “special”.

God, Cabe is such a goob sometimes.

by NotThundero January 11, 2022