Goon 

A goon is a person above all the rest. A real, respectful, high powered individual. Goon(s) are like a gang of brothers that always have eachothers back. Don't fuck with Goons.

"Ride or Die Goons"
"Me and my goons"-Plies

Goon by Big Meech Goon November 20, 2010

goon 

A term used to describe a person who studies chemical engineering.

Look at that goon Alex and his air-lift fermentor.

goon by ce2jrz May 8, 2005

goon 

To ejaculate upon ones face, after a Blowjob, or a Bo Jangle.

Oh man, that Bo Jangle was great, I just gooned all over your face!

goon by Runean May 5, 2009

Goon 

A goon is an absolute legend. Everyone loves a goon. He also fucks all the girls.

"I was with goon the other day it was mad"

"I can't get on any girls, goon can't stop shagging them"

Goon by pussyslayer364 March 27, 2019

goon 

some one who makes jokes that are disturbing and most despicable in the highest fashion. They are usually unintelligible by their irrevocable stupidity

random goon: "ever suck a dick you didn't like before?" me: "no, that dosen't make any sense." goon walks away to goonish friend. random goon: "hey this guy, i just asked him if he sucks dick and he was like I suck dick" goons walk away. me: "those guys are gay, GAY." buffoon lame-brain fathead

goon by straight as a nail. January 13, 2005

Goon 

Someone who is totally unpredictable and ridiculous

That dude in the Christmas sweater was a total goon!

Goon by Shibs92 November 6, 2011

goon 

Someone super goofy and cray; always doing silly things like climbing trees or painting themselves

"Do you see Nate over there with shades, shorts, and no shoes??"
"He's crazy! It's like forty degrees and cloudy!"
"He's such a goon!"

goon by ManagerSTATE October 10, 2012