Gaspy Death Wank

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation

He died in the wardrobe while having a gaspy death wank.

by shoelace lover December 3, 2011

gaspagoo

A Cajun word for a big, mean, ugly catfish. Them what will take your fingers always taste best.

Don't you go noodlin' up up Saintlake way, boy, there's a gaspagoo will have your thumbs quicksmart.

by odellgraff March 7, 2007

Gasparovich

A Yugoslavian person.

Andrew Gasparovich is yugoslavian.

by hahahahhahahaha May 16, 2008

Gasphyxiation

The condition of being deprived of oxygen when exposed to noxious fart fumes.

John barely noticed as Kevin passed his cubicle softly giggling. Suddenly, a warm, invisible tidal wave of stench overwhelmed the confined space, and John was sure he was about to die of gasphyxiation.

by richippr September 26, 2013

Gaspardy

Someone who's simple mention of their name will solve all of life's mysteries. A god among gods those who beat this name will bring about the beginning of a new age, a new world, ruled by him.

"What's the answer to life" -peasant
"Gaspardy" -Enlightened people

by GodDamn47 July 3, 2015

Gaspar

Gaspar is the funniest man on earth!
he is tall and he has beautiful blue eyes and beautiful black hair...
He has a very beautiful sister and a very beautiful house because he is rich.
Gaspar is American. A very handsome American
Gaspar is the perfect man

Gaspar's typic phrase : I KNOW IM AN GOAT, FAXXXXXX, CAPPPPP,

by babdnamdnejsns May 23, 2022

The Gasping Ila

The Gasping Ila (eel-uh) is a position either used to subdue an oponent in a wresting match or do embarass a sexual partner in bed. The male proceeds to put the female into a headlock using his thighs, giving her a "face full of junk"

"I gave Sandra the gasping ila last night."

by wijgego April 24, 2007