A school of retards, boys who wipe shit on the wall and girls who are hoes, and girls who are too innocent. there is a perverted teacher and an old hag. if you go there, you will probably be dating your cousin.
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by jefrgergnierng June 6, 2019
Get the Gainsborough mug.American singer-songwriter and guitarist. Born in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, he was signed to the Chrysalis Records label in 1990 and released his debut album, Jeffrey Gaines, in 1992 (see 1992 in music).Gaines has toured with artists including Tracy Chapman, Sting, Shawn Colvin, Edwin McCain, The Bacon Brothers and Stevie Nicks. In addition to the Gabriel song Gaines' sets of original material occasionally include covers of songs by other artists as diverse as Elvis Costello, The Monkees, Traffic and Roberta Flack, and he continues to perform live, with several dates announced throughout 2009.He
remade A famous Edwin Mccain song "In Your eyes."
remade A famous Edwin Mccain song "In Your eyes."
Jeffery Gains: "In Your eyes," Lyrics:
Love, I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I choose
I come back to the place you are
All my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside
In your eyes
The light the heat
I am complete
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
and resolution of all the fruitless searches
Whoa I see the light and the heat
Yes, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your eyes
Love, I don't like to see so much pain
So much wasted and each moment is slipping away
I get so tired working so hard for our survival
I look to these times with you to keep me awake and alive
And all my instincts
they return
and the grand facade
so soon will burn
Without a noise
without my pride
I reach out from the inside
In your eyes
The light the heat
I am complete
I see the doorways to a thousand churches
and resolution of all my fruitless searches
Whoa, I see the light and the heat
Yes, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
The heat I see in your eyes
Ooh, In your eyes
Love, I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I choose
I come back to the place you are
All my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside
In your eyes
The light the heat
I am complete
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
and resolution of all the fruitless searches
Whoa I see the light and the heat
Yes, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your eyes
Love, I don't like to see so much pain
So much wasted and each moment is slipping away
I get so tired working so hard for our survival
I look to these times with you to keep me awake and alive
And all my instincts
they return
and the grand facade
so soon will burn
Without a noise
without my pride
I reach out from the inside
In your eyes
The light the heat
I am complete
I see the doorways to a thousand churches
and resolution of all my fruitless searches
Whoa, I see the light and the heat
Yes, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
The heat I see in your eyes
Ooh, In your eyes
by wolfdog8mysoulw/chkn November 26, 2009
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Get the Corky Gainsford mug.Gadsden Purchase
A deviant sexual act, in the tradition of the donkey punch and the Cleveland steamer, named after the purchase of a portion of what is now Arizona from Mexico in 1853.
The sexual act proceeds thusly:
1. Go to Tijuana, or some such lawless Mexican border town with plenty of brothels and prostitution.
2. Find a Mexican prostitute, and promise her lots of money for standard doggy-style sex.
3. Just as you 'finish,' roll up the money you owe her and stick it in her cornhole.
4. Congratulate yourself on symbolically continuing the American tradition of unabashedly fucking over the rest of the world.
A deviant sexual act, in the tradition of the donkey punch and the Cleveland steamer, named after the purchase of a portion of what is now Arizona from Mexico in 1853.
The sexual act proceeds thusly:
1. Go to Tijuana, or some such lawless Mexican border town with plenty of brothels and prostitution.
2. Find a Mexican prostitute, and promise her lots of money for standard doggy-style sex.
3. Just as you 'finish,' roll up the money you owe her and stick it in her cornhole.
4. Congratulate yourself on symbolically continuing the American tradition of unabashedly fucking over the rest of the world.
- I was bored one night, so I drove across the border to El Paso and gave a hooker named Rosalita the old "Gadsden Purchase."
- I stuck the money in her butt, but she's Brazilian, so it's not a genuine "Gadsden Purchase."
- I stuck the money in her butt, but she's Brazilian, so it's not a genuine "Gadsden Purchase."
by JackSpade December 28, 2005
Get the Gadsden Purchase mug.A Loyal friend who is like God, very humble,meek and handsom.Once you meet him you are drawn to him by his natural charm, and you will never wont to let go.
by Faith December 8, 2004
Get the Damon Gaidos mug.Can be used in various ways, revolving around the notion of getting jacked at your nearest closet-homosexual gym. Used by meatheads, ex-'roid users, or those who suckle the teet of Whey and Protein daily.
Exclamation: "GAINS!"
Relationships: "I hope you know being my gains partner also means being my anal companion."
Social Functions: "Dude, after you finish giving me dome let's get some gains in!"
Academia:
Bill: "How are your Gainsical studies coming along?"
Mark: "They are off the chain! I have a new squat and deadlift PR! Will you bend over and let me celebrate in your butthole?"
Relationships: "I hope you know being my gains partner also means being my anal companion."
Social Functions: "Dude, after you finish giving me dome let's get some gains in!"
Academia:
Bill: "How are your Gainsical studies coming along?"
Mark: "They are off the chain! I have a new squat and deadlift PR! Will you bend over and let me celebrate in your butthole?"
by LordOfTheGains May 28, 2008
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