feard

A fake beard, similar to a fauxhawk (fake mohawk). Basically it's where the beard-grower (usually a man) has enough facial hair for it to be recognised as more than just stubble or bumfluff, but not enough facial hair for it to be recognised as a beard. Hence the inbetween part is called a "feard"

Ed: Check out my beard, it's so manly!
Jenny: Umm it's not really a beard though, is it?!
James: Yeah, it's a bit lame!
Ed: Hmm, okay then - check out my feard, it's so nearly
manly!
Jenny: Hell yeah it is!
James: Right on dude!

by Ed Law June 25, 2007

flard

a combination of lard and fat

I need to exercise to get rid of this flard.

by Kelly May 2, 2003

Foward fanny pack

A male gunt

Wow look at his Foward fanny pack! It's huge

by Guntlord116 August 8, 2016

Fard

Fard is fart but the t is a d
and also kinda a meme

i fard and shid in my pants
i smell fards

by PurpleImpostor August 24, 2021

Sucking Fword

When one gets so mad from getting killed by a sword spree in halo 3 that they jumble words.

I can't believe he got a sucking fword spree

by Mooy04 January 9, 2009

im shidding and farding rn

when you don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl so you say this for the meme

guy 1: *makes meme video*
guy 2: *watches* im shidding and farding rn

by Stupid Af July 13, 2021

fard

adj. Fucking hard; very difficult. Also, very solid.

That quiz was fard.

Say, that needle was fard to find.

It's fard to fuck that fugly bitch.

I'm fard.

by Al-Mac January 19, 2008