couch fucker

the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.

Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!

by diksenormous May 26, 2006

fucker

CHEATER. Especially those that abuse their authority. As in fucker (suggests extreme). Low life, un-trustworthy idiot.

The Government in Alberta is over-run with fuckers. Phoney fuckers that lie, cheat, and steal. Fuckers that violate the Law and Charter Of Rights versus the average Canadian Citizen.

by White Knight. April 5, 2009

bum fucker

A women who dates a man without a job, car, or house.

Sarah has been a bum fucker for almost 8 months. She is dating Danny.

by Popabigballz September 20, 2010

fetus fucker

A man who is turned on by pregnant women or one who has sexual intercourse with a woman during the last months of her pregnancy. Fetus fuckers are known to be the leading cause of dimples in children.

Roberto is such a fetus fucker.

by Blenderhead71 July 20, 2008

The Crimson Fucker

A.k.a Alucard (TFS Hellsing Abridged)

Catholic Priest : "OMIGOD! It's the CRIMSON FUCKER!"
Alucard : "Give me a huuuug!" (then cannibalizes him)

by Nemortul November 13, 2019

wall fucker

a person who just can't do anything right. it is used because just like it is impossible to insert a penis into a flat wall, (flat walls have no vagina) it is impossible for a wall fucker to do anything right.

joe: what is 2 + 2?
mike: 5?
joe: gosh. you're a wall fucker.

look at that pile of fuck, he's such a wall fucker.

by flint toid November 17, 2007

Terrorist Fucker

One who fucks terrorists, or persons of a terrorist nature. Gingers may be included in this grouping. Can be shortened to TF.

Hey john, where is rachel tonight?
You mean the Terrorist Fucker?
Oh yea, shes with that new guy, the terrorist

by bloodyfoot June 2, 2011