by Not Ignatius J. Reilly July 27, 2022
Get the freshiemug. 
1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.
2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.
3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.
3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”
“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was retarded. Whoa n*gga. I'm not the retard working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was retarded. Whoa n*gga. I'm not the retard working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski October 16, 2024
Get the freshiemug. Freshies are the new posts on a site such as tumblr.com
When you're scrolling and getting bored of posts and look up and see there are new posts, those are "freshies". Freshies are the best because it's like an iOS update... you never know what's in store!
When you're scrolling and getting bored of posts and look up and see there are new posts, those are "freshies". Freshies are the best because it's like an iOS update... you never know what's in store!
My dashboard was getting lame and then I looked up and saw there were freshies! I love me some freshies!
by 12143 December 15, 2015
Get the Freshiesmug. by Lil Xeno April 13, 2020
Get the Freshiemug. by bpsphotons March 10, 2025
Get the freshiemug.