Franking Privilege

When you are getting ready to do a girl from behind you take a slightly warmed hot dog and stick it in her vagina instead. You then declare "It's in there!" then you sneak out of the room and wait to see how long it takes until she notices that it's not you.

Chris: I totally gave my girlfriend the franking privilege last night!

JC: Was she pissed when she found out it was a hot dog?

Chris: Yeah, but then I face fucked her and told her to shut up.

by DickVanDiken December 17, 2008

freaking

dancing which simulates sex

Freaking isn't allowed at some dances anymore because it offends the chaperones.

by shs April 12, 2003

FREAKING VIKING HAIR

A term used to define something as ridiculously awesome. Must always be capitalized

Dude did you hear that Kyle got expelled for doing a Monty Python skit in the hallway? It was FREAKING VIKING HAIR

by Alex Tetreault December 9, 2008

fricking

Acording to my history teacher,
who is extremely precise about pronunciation told us
FRICKING means to masturbate.
and he said it was an old english term.
thats as far into the subject he would go,
as he is very posh, proper and was 'uncomfortable' talking about the meaning of the word.

people might usually assosiate this world with the film napoleon dynamite.

this conversation is how i found out the meaning of the word:

Me: Gimme my pen back
Jess: No you fricking idiot its mine
Teacher: What did you just say?!

(it progressed from there)

by Treulf September 25, 2006

carmen freakin san diego

Strong Bad in his halloween costume.

I'm Carmen freakin San Diego!

by discoblob October 21, 2003

carmen freakin san diego

Not to be confused with the Spanish Inquisition, Cab Calloway, or Strong Bad wearing a yellow turtleneck.

Strong Bad likes dressing up as a girl.

by Breebledeebloxizzla May 1, 2005

Freeking

similar to 'freaking', 'freakin' Adj. to describe really good, or very much, almost uniquely outstanding

That's a freeking awesome coat

by Marcia B. February 17, 2009