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faaip de oaid

What a person yells out when smashing a finger with a hammer.
"Faaip de oaid! Dammit, anyhow!
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
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Faarken Reeetard

Self-admonishment for a temporary inability to overcome a much inferior opponent due to short-term brain fade.

May be used as a form of motivation in semi-professional sporting circles where code violations and other forms of penalty are less likely to be enforced.
During her tennis match Gail says "Faarken Reeetard! I can't BELIEVE I'm going to lose to this gurl!!"

(much hilarity and mirth on the sidelines given the actual quality of the "useless" gurl being referred to)
by Sideline Critic February 9, 2012
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farp

A cross between a fart and a poop. See shart.
Baby sister just did a fart and a poop. That's a farp!
by Chaitan May 17, 2015
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Flarp

When you are sitting down and you push a nice juicy fart and it rolles up your sack with a nice bubbly feeling!
Dude when I was sitting down with Wendy I flarped in her face!!!
by Buffalo17 February 1, 2018
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Farp

Verb: The combined actions of flatulence and belching occurring at the same time.
After eating a large bowl of chili and drinking 3 beers, I farped.
by Aviel Agapeh Scudero February 24, 2009
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Farapa

My heart that beats within.
That little moon cricket is mi farapa.
by Mister Farapo December 12, 2008
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Farping

Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.

The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.
"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"

"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"

"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"
by Bauul Ben August 4, 2007
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