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Floor It Like Spongebob

n. to drive recklessly and quickly like the (in)famous Boating School episodes from the popular Nicktoon Spongebob Squarepants: can also be compared to "drive it like you stole it" and "drive like a crazy mo-fo."
Mrs. Puff: Okay, now, what do you do next?
SpongeBob: Floor it?
Mrs. Puff: Yes-- no! No! Don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Floor it?!
Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Okay, floor it!

"Dude what's going on? Why are the cops chasing you?"
"Shut up and Floor It Like Spongebob!"
by CMW2010 February 14, 2010
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Floordrobe

A pile of clothes on your floor that you're too lazy to put in the closet.
I gotta get dressed. Let me pick something from the floordrobe.
by TLephant May 13, 2009
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floorless waltz

This is the term they use in prison when someone gets hanged.

There were many hangings in Berlin, in which the victims would twitch and jump at the end of a rope...hence, doing the "Spandau Ballet." Also, there were frequent suicides of Nazis being held for trial at the Spandau prison. A hanged person tends to jerk around and "dance" if the death is caused by strangulation (and not a snap) they say. As the years went by it progressed to floorless dance or waltz or the air rumba.
"They found Rosco in his room doing the floorless waltz, the air rumba or some call it the floorless dance."
by lovestosmile January 30, 2010
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Floor-sitter

Someone who, for some reason, prefers to sit on the floor as opposed to furniture.
Because Hannah was a floor-sitter, she chose to sit on the floor instead of the couch, even though there was plenty of room.
by Levi_Dirp June 29, 2010
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floorganize

floorganize - v.t., to organize all of your stuff into separate piles, on the floor.

Other tenses: floorganization, floorganized, floorganizing
"Your room is a mess, dude."

"Nah, it's floorganized into separate piles of crap!"

"Growing up we always floorganized all the laundry into separate piles according to wash cycles."
by cpninja42 August 7, 2010
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floor pepper

Dark/black particles that stick to food when it's dropped on the floor. In some some circles, if the floor pepper can be brushed off, the food is considered safe to eat even if the five seconds of the "5 Second Rule" have already elapsed.
Child: Mommy, I dropped my sandwich.
Mother: That was the last of the bread. It'll be fine. Just brush the floor pepper off.
by PRoPAiN! October 2, 2013
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Floor Sissy

A sissy that sleeps on people's floors cause they have no where to go.
Why is that floor sissy all in your inbox?
by Flaco22862 August 19, 2015
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