Facespeedbooking

Someone who pretends to like everything they "like" and mean everything they comment, but they're truly just trying to win the unspoken race of the fastest facebooker.

Yeah, she's a pro at Facespeedbooking.

by Prodigy Panda June 18, 2011

Facespooge

The act of giving your congressional partner the 'pleasurable' experience of covering their face with your ejaculate, as often shown as the ultimate finish to a pornographic movie.

Honey, I'm nearing orgasm, I'd like to give you a facespooge. Not likely, we're married now; we gave that up years ago.

by YellowPinkie June 24, 2011

faceslide

The downward falling or sliding of a face due to overuse of cosmetic surgery. Can also mean the mass itself.

If her faceslide gets any worse she'll be putting mascara on her chin.

by Ladyomygod July 28, 2011

fagassary

The act of being a fag in the most annoying and ass like manner possible.

'Joe rides by on his Harley while flipping everyone off that he passes'
Paul: "Look at Joe over there with all his fagassary. I hate that guy."

by Tyrion Lannister July 27, 2016

Faces

The fag and dyke epicenter of Sacramento, CA. This nightclub is filled with AIDS and all kinds of staph infections.

Paullywog went to Faces one night because his fag hag friends made him go.

by crudmonkey October 29, 2020

Faceshot

Faceshot: noun:/ a person with a 0.5 K/D who berates children in Call of Duty.
He enjoys wearing white hard hats and pushing buttons at work and while standing to play his gaming computer.

Look at that Faceshot yell at poor Jimmy for not carrying the team to a victory

by Marlfeasance January 19, 2021

musical faces

Like musical chairs, except when the music stops, instead of battling it out to be the first to sit on a chair, competitors must sit on someone's face.

"Dude, you shoulda been at the sex party, we played a sick game of musical faces. Stevie got some 24 carat gold ass sitting' on his face!"

by Bonuspointsformonreal January 18, 2016